{"product_id":"funny-dad-energy-t-shirt","title":"Funny Dad Energy T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, confident voice—bold white type across a black canvas reading: “I’m not sleeping. I’m just restoring my dad energy.” It feels like a wink from someone who balances quiet naps, weekend projects, and steady responsibility with laid-back humor. Wear it around the house with jeans and sneakers, layer it under a flannel for backyard barbecues, or bring it to family gatherings where real-life parenting (and recovery) stories get swapped. The shirt sits relaxed and true to size, so it moves with you whether you’re tinkering in the garage, chasing littles at the park, or enjoying a slow Sunday. 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